I ain't buying your book, Rhino man. While I love getting in, getting on, and then getting out, I'm guessing the book probably doesn't have ninjas in it, which is a major drawback when it comes to what I look for in reading material.
Also, what also this about the Monopolies and Mergers Commission. It doesn't even exist anymore. Now, I must leave before I get hypnotised by the psychedelic colour scheme of the front cover. I can feel it happening.