The Daily Rhino
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Posh totty and wacky backy
HAD anyone heard of Arun Nayar before he started knobbing Hugh Grant's past-it ex? Anyway, a proud moment for Indian fans of posh totty (if you're not Indian or a fan of posh totty, shame on you) as Nayar has recently got his divorce granted.
Johnny Depp said that if Britain does ban shmokin' in public, he would come over the UK and have a 'smoke-a-thon'. "They have taken that whole pretzel and stretched it into as absurd a pretzel as I have ever seen," said the star of Fear & Loathing.
Meanwhile, Woody Harrelson has said that smoking a spliffiola and doing the yoga are basically the same shit. But one's, like, totally bad for you. Or whatever. Anyway, he's kicked the masharcarlartis in favour of his pursuit of yoga, no doubt wearing his hemp clothes (in case he DOES get desperate for a joint). He's also gone very anti-smoking and is favour of the proposed ban. The Daily Rhino he say Depp and Harrelson must fight and the winner gets to decide British law. Depp's skinny but the DR's met (= bumped into) Harrelson in Covent Garden, and he's short. Fight, fight, fight!
HAD anyone heard of Arun Nayar before he started knobbing Hugh Grant's past-it ex? Anyway, a proud moment for Indian fans of posh totty (if you're not Indian or a fan of posh totty, shame on you) as Nayar has recently got his divorce granted.
Johnny Depp said that if Britain does ban shmokin' in public, he would come over the UK and have a 'smoke-a-thon'. "They have taken that whole pretzel and stretched it into as absurd a pretzel as I have ever seen," said the star of Fear & Loathing.
Meanwhile, Woody Harrelson has said that smoking a spliffiola and doing the yoga are basically the same shit. But one's, like, totally bad for you. Or whatever. Anyway, he's kicked the masharcarlartis in favour of his pursuit of yoga, no doubt wearing his hemp clothes (in case he DOES get desperate for a joint). He's also gone very anti-smoking and is favour of the proposed ban. The Daily Rhino he say Depp and Harrelson must fight and the winner gets to decide British law. Depp's skinny but the DR's met (= bumped into) Harrelson in Covent Garden, and he's short. Fight, fight, fight!
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